littlemisspadalecki:

postscratch:

pulpfanfiction:

a bag in a condom in a condom in a condom

contraception

You clever shit

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a-mad-girl-with-a-blog:

newdisaster:

paralleltoparallel:

#let me tell you something about this scene okay #her little pause before she says ‘and the baby’ #like she’s not sure if she’s going to say it #but then she figures okay why not say it I’ve got nothing left to lose #and that little smile on her face when she does #because for all the heartache she’s feeling right now and has felt since she and the Doctor were separated #there’s this one thing that will always keep them together #but then the Doctor says ‘you’re not…?’#it’s this look of sheer terror and sadness on his face #that is not the face of a man who thinks the woman he loves is pregnant with another man’s child #he thinks she’s pregnant with his child #and now she’s trapped in a parallel world where he will never be able to reach her #but if she’d told him right then and there that she was pregnant with his child he would have torn both universes apart to get to them #and he can’t do that because he has to protect the universe and stay detached and nothing should cloud his vision #and Rose knows that because she knows him better than anyone so seeing that look on his face she says ‘it’s mum’s’ #and then that look of relief on his face is worth the lie #they only have two minutes and sometimes a lie is kinder than the truth

WAIT

WHAT

NO

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I HAD TO REREAD THE END OF THOSE TAGS FIVE TIMES BEFORE IT FUCKING HIT ME

NO.

FUCKING. NO. DON’T YOU PUT THAT SHIT IN MY HEAD YOU TWATFACE.

OMG BUT THE END….BUT….NOOOOOOO 

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therangerofthenorth:

AU idea: Dean and Cas are two world renouned serial killers, and begin a game of cat and mouse, leaving each other messages in their victims, winking/waving at each other on security cameras. Eventually, it’s going to come to a head when they both pick the same victim; Sam Winchester.

someone write a fic for this omg

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reichenbatch:

Taking down Moriarty’s web took a little longer than expected, but London’s favorite partners in crime solving are finally back together again! (“Fifty-three years, Sherlock!” “What?” “I SAID, FIFTY-THREE YEARS!!!” “WHAT??”) Everything happily goes back to normal again, except for maybe a few changes! Mrs. Hudson is still alive, but she’s a computer now (the hip’s doing fine)! Lestrade retired twenty years ago but the duo still bother him for cases all the time! The Game just ain’t as Great as it was back in my day! The Blind Banker is actually going blind! Help, I’ve Reichenbach Fallen and I can’t get up!

Okay, so Sherlock and John have to take two-hour naps in between cases and no longer have teeth, but hey, you finally got your Season 3, so who’s complaining?! OH! GOD! IRENE! NOT THE BATTLE DRESS! NO!

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deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

#he’s allergic to straight everything and that’s why he can’t stay away from you

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flowerinyourextensions:

thegirlwhoreachedthemoon:

dimpuch:

“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”

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hightopsandhinkypunks:

Nine Favorite Pictures: Martin Freeman

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