WHat if food didnt exist and we got nourishment from sex„„
Then tumblr would be starving worse then the Irish during the potato famine
stOP MAKING MY POSTS FUNNIER THEN THEY WERE INTENDED TO BE
would masturbation be cannibalism
asking the big questions
When you get fed up of waiting for a page to load so you close it and in the split second that you do you can see the page has fully loaded but it’s too late
This is great
“What if the blue I see isn’t the same color blue you see?”
Actually, they aren’t.
My bio teacher and my mom have told me this, so I know it’s legit- my mom’s top-notch in science, and seeing as bio teacher is paid to be right…
my main issue with life is that we might all like the same colour but your red is my blue and that you like red and I like the exact same fucking colour but I DONT KNOW THEY ARE THE SAME AND LOOK THE SAME COS theyrE DIFFERENT NAMES
“She wants the D!” I shout, gesturing wildly to the vitamin shelf behind the counter. Her body is pale and weak and deeply infected sores cover her skin. Without proper nutrition and vitamins, she could succumb at any moment. I sit in the aisle, holding her limp body in my arms, pleading with the pharmacist. I steal another painful look at my friend. She needs the D.
Everybody’s talking about being a mistletoe virgin
I haven’t even seen mistletoe in real life