lady-starship:

twinpersonalitys:

hibiki-ganaha:

andrewblushie:

thatpunnyguy:

andrewblushie:

WHat if food didnt exist and we got nourishment from sex„„

Then tumblr would be starving worse then the Irish during the potato famine

stOP MAKING MY POSTS FUNNIER THEN THEY WERE INTENDED TO BE

would masturbation be cannibalism

asking the big questions

awesomeesaucee:

When you get fed up of waiting for a page to load so you close it and in the split second that you do you can see the page has fully loaded but it’s too late

padadecki:

if you think about it actors are vessels for our favourite characters

rugoat:

I have lost the ability

Hello I am a tumblr user and I understood the joke being made here

the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

what if the dark was a conscious being 

like every time you’re surrounded in complete darkness it’s just giving you a really big hug

you shouldn’t be afraid of the dark i bet it’s really nice

i just realized that my url kind of makes this a problem

keyboardsmashwriters:

orangemuses:

hogswatch:

if you’re ever having problems with a boy just remember that at least he never converted his entire country to protestantism just to break up with you

oh my fucking god

boneshard:

“She wants the D!” I shout, gesturing wildly to the vitamin shelf behind the counter. Her body is pale and weak and deeply infected sores cover her skin. Without proper nutrition and vitamins, she could succumb at any moment. I sit in the aisle, holding her limp body in my arms, pleading with the pharmacist. I steal another painful look at my friend. She needs the D.

northerndrawl:

Everybody’s talking about being a mistletoe virgin

I haven’t even seen mistletoe in real life