Alright, which companion was dumb enough to take him to the hospital?
I love L
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
Reblogging for the story!
Omfg^ That was like a Mini-Fic right there.#THIS IS SOMETHING THAT WOULD GO DOWN THOUGH #the night before arthur and gwen’s wedding merlin goes to talk to arthur because #well I guess even though it’s selfish it’s eating away at his will to live and he has to tell arthur #he has to try #he won’t forgive himself if he doesn’t try #so he asks arthur if this is what he really wants and if he’s happy and arthur asks ‘what else would I want merlin?’ #and merlin doesn’t say anything and arthur gets even more agitated #he asks ‘why do you even care?’ and merlin finally says it #finally admits ‘because I LOVE YOU’ #’love me? you love me?’ #’YES. I DO. #and more angst where arthur starts yelling because why didn’t merlin say anything then arthur gave him his heart and merlin didn’t recipr… #and merlin is nearly blinded with tears at this point and so is arthur #and arthur presses his forehead against merlin’s and keeps asking ‘why? why’ #in a shaking voice #and the tears keep coming #and merlin finally whispers a spell #and his eyes go gold













