Cat-Friend vs. Dog-Friend
> If your friends acted like your pets, you probably wouldn’t keep them around for long.
Holy shit so true
omg this is the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life
100% accurate
omg yes spot on
Kidnap his pet you say…when i was in 8th grade i liked this boy so i pickpocketed him and stole his green day wallet and the next day i brought it back to him and i was like “omg i found this on the ground here u go” and we were friends from then on
so basically the moral of the story is if u ever want someone to notice u commit a criminal act on them and u will be friends maybe try kidnapping their pets or something
when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it
fun fact: no matter how friendly we are or how often we talk i will always feel like i am annoying u
“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
i probably have more otps than i have friends
when you dislike someone but the rest of your friends think they’re great
With your friends:
On tumblr:
Or we could just take a plane and fly there, but we can’t ever find the airport.For them, it’s like,
“Hey bro, wanna come over?”
“Aight bro, lemme just cross the street.”
For me, it’s like,
“Hey bro, wanna come over?”
“Aight bro, lemme just cross the bridge to Terabithia, take the shortcut through Narnia, take the detour around District 12, and stop by Hogwarts to get groceries.”
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