This would be an awesome way to get Americans to exercise moreAustralian advertising is freaking brilliant.
The bowing down was the best by far.
can this exist in America?
that looks like so much fun
is this real life
is this just fantasy
No way…no way
have to try this RIGHT NOW!
This man is beyond words.
love.
(Only liking and not rebloging this post = ignored. I can’t tell if you actually like the post or if you want me to follow you)
I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard
#LEMON WHAT ARE YOU DOING #STOP TRYING TO BE AN OCTOPUS #IT’S NOT WORKING #WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BE NORMAL?
Somehow, this is hilarious.
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
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