Fun reproductive fact: you were not the fastest sperm
Other sperm start burrowing into the egg and die on the way in. You were an opportunistic sperm that waited for the others to die making it easy for you to burrow in.
So basically what you’re saying is,
Even before i was born, I was using other bitches to do my work for me?pimp daddy sperm
8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant
This is the most beautiful thing ever.
thank you science
THE BINKY JUST…….
DROPPED
HE WAS JUST MINDING HIS BUSINESS WITH THAT BINKY
AND THEN HE HEARD IT, AND HE STARTED SCRAMBLING TO RECOGNIZE IT
AND WHEN HE DID, OH GOD THE WAY THE BINKY JUST DROPPED
LOOK AT HIM HE’S SO HAPPY UGHThis always makes me tear up. :’)
i just cant.. this is a forever reblog..
I really need to do something about the dust problem in my house. So irritating to my eyes…
this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.
as you can see, human is calm.
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