How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work
How they actually work: One cunt does absolutely nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.
Shippers are a lot like English professors, they read so much into the story that they come up with illogical things that the writer never intended.
On the first day of school, teachers expect you to remember everything you learned the previous year
but I’m just like:
crumblebatchandcustardfreeman:
John put on his, “Oh please Mr Holmes, don’t give me detention, my parents will be so mad at me” school girl face, in hopes of placating the angry -and bored- Sherlock.
When a teacher gives you WAY TOO MUCH homework.
And All I could think of was Snape saying “Turn to page 394”.
That awkward moment when your PE teacher is fatter than you.
“No, how about you run a mile in under 8 minutes, you fat piece of shit.”
when you hear the word “sex”
when your parents say it
when your friends say it
when the teacher say it
when someone HOT says it












