Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
[throws a rock at your window] what’s your wifi password
Fact 1: Reading can make you a better conversationalist.
Fact 2: Neighbours will never complain that your book is too loud.
Fact 3: Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected. You’d better read.
Fact 4: Books have stopped bullets - reading might save your life.
Fact 5: Dinosaurs didn’t read. Look what happened to them.
a bag in a condom in a condom in a condom
contraception
You clever shit
Today my friend didn’t believe me when I said a person could watch a whole season of a TV show in a day.
I STARTED THINKING ABOUT THIS GOD DAMN GIF DURING STATE TESTING TODAY AND I ALMOST STARTED CRYIGN
what if your friend invited you to spend the night and theyre like “we’re gonna have to share a bed” and its like ok cool whatever and then you go into their room and it looks like this
god bless america
I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents
Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton’s background.
wait for it
OH MY GOD I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT AHAJDKDKD THIS IS GREATOh my.
OH MY ALSKJDFHJDKSLASKDJFHJDKSL
well son, a blog is formed when your loneliness and your narcissism fall in love with each other
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Warning for Occasional NSFW posts~
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