I want more of those fics ^Just gonna leave this here.
You know those fics where Arthur is enchanted and he’s all over Merlin and Merlins like all guilty because he doesn’t want to take advantage of Arthur..yeah this is what crossed my mind
OH MY GOD. I’m laughing so hard *is dead*DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY
i can’t stop laughing. it hurts. oh..oh my… oh my goddamn….





