Today Merlin’s scarf was blue, again..
and his cheekbones were popping out seductively as usual.
I was going to tell him how much I liked him, and maybe give him one of my dead mother’s heirlooms as a token of my love…
but then the dreamy fool told me I was getting fat and hurt my feelings.
It’s not my fault he keeps shrinking my clothes every time he washes them!
Arthur (A&M 5 evahh)”