CYBERLEADER 1: DALEKS BE WARNED, YOU HAVE DECLARED WAR UPON THE CYBER MEN.
DALEK SEC: THIS IS NOT WAR. THIS IS PEST CONTROL.
CYBERLEADER 1: WE HAVE FIVE MILLION CYBERMEN. HOW MANY ARE YOU?
DALEK SEC: FOUR
CYBERLEADER 1: YOU WOULD DESTROY THE CYBERMEN WITH FOUR DALEKS?
DALEK SEC: WE WOULD DESTROY THE CYBERMEN WITH ONE DALEK. YOU ARE SUPERIOR IN ONLY ONE RESPECT.
CYBERLEADER 1: WHAT IS THAT?
DALEK SEC: YOU ARE BETTER AT DYING.
me: shit talking daleks make my day.
So I have this crazy idea
You know the robot that can change itself into different people and is worked by miniaturized people?
What if there was a similar design that could turn into a dalek (and we know it can turn into a machine because the robot turned itself into a motorcycle that time in Let’s Kill Hitler) and Oswin was miniaturized? So technically she’s a dalek, but part of her’s still in there.
IDK I just can’t imagine how else a Dalek would make a human into one of them, because Daleks are above humans and these are Daleks, not cyberman, so IDK how human DNA would be compatable otherwise.
Stare at him lustfully.
Stare at him lustfully.
STARE AT HIM LUSTFULLY.
otp
wat
realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne:
Is that a dalek with a lightning shaped scar on its forehead?
It’s the Dalek Who Lived.
Daley Potter
plot twist: harry potter was a dalek the whole time
(x)
John Barrowman in the back there really got a kick out of that.
DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR ORGANIC CARBON BASED FEMALES OF FRENCH ORIGIN
Tip of a ballpoint pen highly magnified.
i thought it was a fucking dalek
It’s NOT a Dalek?!!?!?!?!
shut the hell up not everything is doctor who
Lies: everything is Doctor Who
Did we just ruin another hipster post, guys?
Isn’t that what we were created for?
Personally I thought it was some form of sonic screwdriver tip but I can see the Dalek now.
So, we ruined a hipster post?
The Doctor Who Fandom: Ruining hipster posts since the beginning of time.
Or at least since Tumblr was created.
Day 175: The Dalek Birthday Party
This cartoon has been inspired by my sons birthdays which are today, Gareth who is twenty two and Jay who is four. So happy birthday to you, you’re on the Daily Dalek. :O) EX-TER-MI-CAKE ! EX-TER-MI-CAKE !!
‘The Daleks set the bloody place on fire!’ screamed Ron, grabbing Hermione’s hand as he flew by. Hermione let out a soft, gasped, ‘what?!’ before she was gone, following him with the question dying on her lips as bright, orange flames licked after them; tasting their heels and singing the edge of their shoes. The heat of it, combined with their flee, mingled to entice beaded sweat upon the back of their necks, slipping past the necklines of their clothes.
‘Harry!’ cried Ron.
‘Doctor!’ corrected Hermione, and former-Harry-now-Doctor turned to inquire them with an arched brow - as though there were no care really to have despite the whole fire issue.
DOCTOR POTTER (recreation)
↳ Hermione Granger edition.
The Daleks and Cybermen are in a everlasting sass war
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