me: acts politely, goes to school, does homework, follows rules, rarely goes out
parents: you're fucking out of control
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
All the little boy was going to ask Santa for was his father to come back from Iraq. Little did he know, his wish would come true and his father was right behind Santa.
Oh god ;_;
D’: MY CREYS THO, MAN
I legit got chills from this.
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