THIS COMMERICAL TAKES LIKE THE BIGGEST TURN FOR THE WORST EVER AND I DON’[T LIKE IT
OH MY GOD
YOU GUYS THIS IS AN ACTUAL COMMERCIAL
Oh my god. Oh. My god.
I got my period at the grocery store and had to make it look like it wasn’t me
I CANT BREATHE OMFG
OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHA
OH MY FUCKING GOD IM SCREAMING
When you unexpectedly get your period over night and you wake up like
i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:
all the fucking time
OMG I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE MY STOMACH!!!
Every time I scroll down my dash
And I see my icon
I always freak out
Because the bloody skull [pun intended] just peeks out and stares at you.
Just like

I mean, LOOK at it.

I know I drew it but still.
My friend’s microwave stopped working about a week ago. Now it’s asking for a blood sacrifice.








