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buttlid: kymherz: ippinka: Try out a cool way to separate egg...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:41:09 -0500

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:25:04 -0500

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

doctorinthemindpalace: guineapigwithaflamethrower: Demons run...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:19:06 -0500

doctorinthemindpalace:

guineapigwithaflamethrower:

Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Night will fall and drown the sun
When a good man goes to war.

Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war.

Demons run, but count the cost.
The battle’s won but the child is lost.

HOLY SHIT

kalkiedoodles: ohgoditsafurry: foervraengd: Okay so I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:14:56 -0500

kalkiedoodles:

ohgoditsafurry:

foervraengd:

Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and…

Sycra. I love you so much for making this video.

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME

WHOA. 80

valdezstyle: david-tennant-omg: tunoeresdarks: i just made some sort natural of mp3 player...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:33:26 -0500

valdezstyle:

david-tennant-omg:

tunoeresdarks:

i just made some sort natural of mp3 player charger??? using only fruits and copper and and it worked

i mean

look at this fucking thing

IT’S CHARGING

you’re either a complete genius

or

you should be burnt at the stake…

that’s some tony stark shit right here

patrick-stump-hand: pizzaswag: abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:32:31 -0500

patrick-stump-hand:

pizzaswag:

abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me

you are the first five minutes of supernatural

Does Yahoo realize they just adopted a bunch of psychotic & emotionally unstable people that...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:27:30 -0500

Does Yahoo realize they just adopted a bunch of psychotic & emotionally unstable people that post things like “how to get away with murder” and are willing to give up their first born for their otp to finally get together?

‎Mom hands me phone to answer

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:21:56 -0500

Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

foolishcaptainkia: gothamshitty: kushdrinker: sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I to diss a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:49:42 -0500

foolishcaptainkia:

gothamshitty:

kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a brie

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese

icantliemydickislittlefoot: damn, that hurt.

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:49:16 -0500

icantliemydickislittlefoot:

damn, that hurt.

hazelgracelancaster: when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:35:03 -0500

hazelgracelancaster:

when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and

boys

Why aren't more people freaking out about the new Venezuelan labor law?

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:34:36 -0500

yellowblowngreener:

bluandorange:

monetizeyourcat:

dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

holy shit!

fucking COOL

:-)

kingbritish: i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:29:22 -0500

kingbritish:

i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:26:26 -0500

happy-sasquatch-flying-a-tardis: benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:25:57 -0500

happy-sasquatch-flying-a-tardis:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

Denmark

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:24:31 -0500

katyissuperwholocked:

superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:

You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.

You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.

You receive free education.

You receive economic support while studying.

You enjoy free hospitalization.

You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.

I need more variety on my dash...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:23:22 -0500

colorado-directioner:

So reblog if you post

Doctor Who

Merlin

Sherlock

Teen Wolf

Psych

Supernatural

Marvel

The Great Gatsby

Harry Potter

Firefly

Hunger Games

Star Trek

ore anything the like

and I will follow you

cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:08:31 -0500

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

Reblog if you're a girl that likes any of the following:

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:08:17 -0500

gallifreyan-pizza:

X-Men

Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)

Batman

Star Trek

Star Wars

And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys

A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we have vagina’s that doesn’t impair us from enjoying an action film.

Women of tumblr please back me up.

psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:08:04 -0500

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

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