July 2012
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stackmodus:
have you ever been so mad at someone’s existence that you feel yourself getting pissed when they do literally anything
June 2012
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immortal-spud-thief:
nevillelongbadass:
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I wanna know what people assume about me because...
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.
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loki-cat:
snazzykaz:
I HAVE BEEN WAITING...
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rawrsamsadino:
finalproblem:
Wow, that...
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I'M JUST GONNA TITLE THIS ONE 'THE EXPERIMENT'.
fuckyeahtasktoyoda:
WHAT IS AIR?
YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS
YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS
YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS
YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS
YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS
YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR
YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS
YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS
...
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savannahfaerie:
doctorsaxon:
sweetmotherofpie:
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
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Most girls: I want a boyfriend
Me: I just want these two older men to make out
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Raise your hand if you read and/or write fanfic.
dramione13:
harry-thechosenone-potter:
mst3kaddict:
fanfictionfiend:
Fanfiction = My Life
BOTH! ALWAYS BOTH!
And I try to write but I’m not that great. XD
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thorhead:
If season three of Sherlock starts up and shows John walking with his cane again I will literally be able to set fire to the tv and put it out with my tears.
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thesilentsleeper:
if you wanna be friends with me all you gotta do is act like you’re already friends with me
call me by my name
send me porn
type like you’re having a mental breakdown
that’s it
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one or both members of otp: dead
me: they'll work around that
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mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
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jettnewt:
-dramatically runs in slow...
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FUCKING HELL WHAT IS ALL THIS GWEN HATE AND THEN MERTHUR HATE
I SHIP MERTHUR
I LOVE GWEN
BUT I SHIP HER WITH LANCELOT
PROBLEM?
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dumbplings:
i wish we could customize the message after you send a message to someone
so instead of this
it shows this
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age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
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a dramatic re-enactment of my thoughts while...
me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
me: i'ma read the back of this.
me: lather, rinse, repeat?
me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
me: did i already wash my hair?
me: i think i did but i don't remember.
me: i'ma do it again.
me: FUCK I REPEATED.
me: well played, pantene pro-v.
me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
me: i bet it's awkward.
me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
me: okay time to get out.
me:
me:
me: where the fuck is my towel.
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