Life-is-Short-and-I-am-Weird

hereinlife13:

These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

food-loving-fallen-angel:

the-fallen-angel-of-tuesday:

eren-the-dork:

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

ThE PICTURE CHANGES EVERYTIME I SEE IT

AND IT’S AGAIN ONE OF SUPERNATURAL

Amazing.

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

THINGS I LIKE

  • when people use my name in conversation
  • when people say “this reminded me of you!”
  • when people remember little things i say/do
  • when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
  • when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look

dorkmisha:

amenpadaleski:

For sale: car found in an empty field, chevy impala, black, left in good state by previous owner. No reparation needed except for creaking doors. Noise in the vent that doesn’t influence the driving. Mileage: more than 200,000 miles. If interested, make offer.

#what if the last scene in supernatural is some young brothers buying the impala

DON’T START

Reblog this if…

artistimistic:

You think bisexuality and pansexuality is real and that people with this sexuality aren’t indecisive “sluts” who want to sleep with everyone. My mom told me to my face that bisexuals just wanted to have a bunch of sex with everyone.

I hate my friends

darling-hold-on:

noo-interruption:

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

Tell us!!!

naturallywholocked:

if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell

vocaroo420:

theabbatar:

get the fuck up u drama queen ur fine

I thought that guys name was Asian